• bi-polar-oid:

    hey just a reminder I’m a real person not just a blog so you should talk to me hi

    (via that-kid-migals)

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  • i-imreallycoolandstuff:

    leguy94:

    Let me hold your hand while I eat you out.

    so perfect

    (via im-from-another-planet)

  • khione:

    *accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

    (Source: tsav, via swiggityswaghellarad)

  • so-personal:

everything personal♡
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  • simplypurkey:


jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
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  • simplypurkey:


jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
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  • tescosfinest:

    i want to make friends but at the same time no

    (via hopeless--child)

  • ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts
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  • untexting:

    I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

    (Source: greetings, via giantduckface)

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  • notahoe:

    just another day of not being rich and famous

    (Source: cyberho, via hella-rad-but-super-sad)

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