dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”
finding nemo was not very good
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW
calm down satan
well that escalated quickly
there are two types of people
this is all the same person
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
a list of things i’m really into lately:
"internet relationships aren’t real" well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit